World Free Stuff

1. Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

2. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

3. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

4. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

5. If you can’t drink and drive, why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

6. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

7. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo

8. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

9. Why is it called a TV “set” when you only get one?

10. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

11. Why does an alarm clock “go off” when it begins ringing

12. Why is it called a “building” when it is already built?

13. Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

14. How can someone “draw a blank”?

15. How do you KNOW it’s new and improved dog food?

16. Does ‘virgin wool’ come from sheep the shepherd hasn’t caught yet?

17. Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?

18. Why call it “take” a dump, when you leave something behind?

19. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

20. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

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