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The son to his father:

- Dad, our house has been robbed 3 times this month, we should get a dog.
- Your right son. Heres 1000€ to buy a real killer dog.

And then the boy went to the pet shop:

- I want to buy a bad dog, a real killer.

Salesman:

- Just a moment i’m going to get it.

After a while the Salesman returns with a shoe box full of holes.

- Here it is. His name is Karaté.
- What?!?! This tiny dog?!?!?
- Watch that table – And the Salesman says to the dog: – Karaté.. TABLE.
Kasttcabum – The dog totaly destroys the table. The kid is amazed with that dog.
- Ill take it.

When he gets home, he shows Karaté to his father:

- What??!?!? That thing?!?!
- It’s Karaté dad.
- Karaté my balls.
- Kratrumbradrontuff!!

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