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A woman came home from her job early, just to find her husband in bed with a beautiful young girl. She immedietly yell at him: “How could you, you unsensitive pig!?!? Im the mother of your children and you cheat on me in our house in our bed! I want a divorce NOW!”

The man: Wait, wait, I can explain this.
The woman: ok, but this is the last thing I want to hear from you.

The man starts explaining: “Well, on the way home from work I picked up a hitchhiker. She seemed so defenseless that I took her with me. I could see she was very thin and all of her clothes was torn. She was very dirty and she mentioned she hadnt eaten for three days.

Out of pity, I took her home and warmed the food I made for you yesterday, which you didnt eat cause you were afraid of gaining weight. The poor girl ate it all.

Since she was so dirty, I asked her if she wanted to take a bath. She certainly would, and after she was done bathing, I gave her a pair of pants you never wore cause they were too tight.

I gave her the blouse I gave you on your birthday which you dont wear cause I have a bad taste in clothing.

I even gave her the sweater my sister gave you on your birthday which you never wear because you dont like my sister.

Furthermore, I gave her the boots you resently bought in an expensive shop, simply because you wont wear them because of a co-worker has the same pair.

The man continues:
The girl was so very grateful and I followed her to the door. At the door she turned around with tears in her eyes and asked me if I had anything left that my wife didnt use….

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