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Ah Beng and Ah Seng, two privates in the Army had been promoted after a
lengthy period. Ah Seng was still having problems grasping the new
privileges granted to corporals.

Ah Beng: “Ah Seng, come tonight we watch movie!”
Ah Seng: “But how can, we must stay in mah, all private stay in!”
Ah Beng: “No no no, now we is not private, now we is corporal mah!”

Another day…

Ah Beng: “Ah Seng, come we go tar pao nasi ayam!(package food)”
Ah Seng: “Eh how can, we must eat at mess what, private all eat at mess!”
Ah Beng: “No no no, now we is not private, now we is corporal!”

Another day…

Ah Beng and Ah Seng had enjoyed their evening around the red light district area,
where they drank and had a hearty meal. As they were walking through the
several lorongs, Ah Beng caught the eye of a particularly voluptous
prostitute and decided to approach her.

Ah Beng: “Eh, how much ah?”
Pros: “Sorry ah, i got gonorrhea!”

Ah Beng had no idea what this medical term meant and consulted the equally
oblivious Ah Seng. He then sent Ah Seng to the nearest bookshop to acquire
the answer from a dictionary.

5 minutes later, Ah Seng ran back and told Ah Beng that it was okay. Ah
Beng proceeded to have his way with the prostitute and they left.

A WEEK LATER -

Ah Beng was warded in the hospital and Ah Seng came to visit.

Ah Beng: “Ah Seng ah, God DAmn U ah! You told me can, but you see what happen to
my soldier!”
Ah Seng: “B-but, Ah Beng, i see dictionary, dictionary say okay what!”
Ah Beng: “You take the dictionary read to me the meaning of ‘gonorrhea’!”
Ah Seng: “Ah… Okay, gonorrhea. ‘A sexually transmitted disease which
affects the privates.’”

Ah Seng: “But Ah Beng… We is corporal mah!”

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