Flying To New York
by Alucard on Feb.22, 2009, under Free Jokes
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On a plane bound for New York, a flight attendant approaches a blonde sitting in the first class seats and asks her to move to economy since she doesn’t have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York and I’m not moving.” The flight attendant asks the co-pilot to speak with her but again the blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York and I’m not moving.” The co-pilot asks the captain what should he do. The captain says, “I’m married to a blonde. I know how to handle this.” He goes and whispers in the blonde’s ear and she immediately jumps up and runs to the economy section. “What did you say?” asks the flight attendant. The captain replies, “I told her the first class section wasn’t going to New York.”




























